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Worship


 

 

 

 

THE CHAPEL

WORSHIP AND DONATE HERE.

 

 

 

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Worship


 

 

 

 

THE CHAPEL

WORSHIP AND DONATE HERE.

 

 

 

BE QUIET. 

This is a place of prayers, adoration, mortification and contemplation. Your filtered thoughts, gagged neurosis, spasmodic bitching urges and subconscious moans are louder than they may sound. 

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Pray


EARN AND SAVOUR YOUR BLAESSINGS.

WORSHIP LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 

AND REMEMBER, IF IT AIN'T HURTING, THEN YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING.

 

 

Pray


EARN AND SAVOUR YOUR BLAESSINGS.

WORSHIP LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 

AND REMEMBER, IF IT AIN'T HURTING, THEN YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING.

 

 

GET YOUR SOCIO-CONSCIOUS PLATINUM SOULWASH NOW! 

 

Repent, donate and pray! And get the Ultimate Clear Coat, Super Deluxe PurifyING Spray and Triple Foam Polish treatment you believe you deserve, FREE!

Your soul will super-glow in the dark and wholeheartedly thank you for up to 24 hours. And if you don’t have a soul, no problem, you can knit or download yourself A FAKE one!  

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With the exception of your skin complexion you very likely won't notice anything empirically, but it works like a charm!

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OR JUST ADORE, AND DONATE TO HELP CUTE ANIMALS OR CHILDREN THAT ARE NOT YOURS. 

Here’s your chance. Seize it! 

*To guarantee the purity and sincerity of your relatively generous gesture, no donation receipts for tax deductions should be expected. Selflessness commands. Give and don’t expect anything in return, it will make you feel authentically happy and noble.  

 

 
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Supreme


CONQUER THE CATACOMBS OF YOUR WOUNDED SOUL.

AND YODEL LIKE A PASSIONIST NUN AT A PORN CONVENTION.

 

 

 

 

Supreme


CONQUER THE CATACOMBS OF YOUR WOUNDED SOUL.

AND YODEL LIKE A PASSIONIST NUN AT A PORN CONVENTION.

 

 

 

 

MAKE IT A SUPREME DAY! JOIN LEGIONS OF BEAUTIFUL MORTAL BEINGS LIKE YOU ACROSS THE WORLD AND THE KNOWN MULTIVERSE. 

BECOME A LOYAL AND DEVOTED DISCIPLE, AND PUSH AWAY THE BOUNDARIES OF SANE AND MAGNIFICENT PROSELYTISM.

Your Faith In THE WUNDER BEAST AND YOURSELF Smells LIKE AN AROUSING LOVE-CLOUD OF OPIUM. Enjoy!