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WANDERING

WUNDER BEAST.

 

OR THE EXQUISITE COGNITIVE ODYSSEY OF A MISANTHROPIC ELEUTHEROMANIAC.

 

 

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Portal


 

 

 

 

 

 

WANDERING

WUNDER BEAST.

 

OR THE EXQUISITE COGNITIVE ODYSSEY OF A MISANTHROPIC ELEUTHEROMANIAC.

 

 

SORRY, YOU HAVE ACCESSED FRANCK BLAESS'S OFFICIAL ONLINE EGO-SPACE AND WORSHIP CENTER.

THIS IS A PERSONAL INNER EMPIRE CYBER-ESTATE. NOT A STATE PARK. ACCESS IS STRICTLY MONITORED AND TO BE CONSIDERED A REVOCABLE PRIVILEGE.

* If you were looking for the TORRES DEL PAINE National Park, Banff National ParkClaude Monet’s Giverny Garden or the Yosemite National Park, you may click on the related hyperlink, now.  

PLEASE CHECK YOUR LOAD OF NEUROSIS AND PSYCHO-TOXINS AT THE MAIN GATE AND ENTER WITH LOVE AND ADEQUATE DISPLAY OF FEAR AND TREMBLING. 

A FEW OF YOU AREN'T WELCOME, BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE ALREADY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A LOOK AND FEED OR VALIDATE WHATEVER DRIVES YOU.

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Candy


THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL CANDY STORE.

NOR A POPULARITY CAMPAIGN'S LEMONADE STAND.

 

 

Candy


THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL CANDY STORE.

NOR A POPULARITY CAMPAIGN'S LEMONADE STAND.

 

 

IT IS WHAT IT IS AND BEYOND THIS POINT, LAWS AND REGULATIONS, PROTOCOLS OF POLITICAL RECTITUDE, CONVENTIONAL GIVE-A-DAMNS AND ANY FORM OF COMMON BULLSHIT, BIGOTRY AND POSTURES OR TRENDY ERSATZ OF INDIGNATION DO NOT APPLY.

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Lagoon


MIND YOUR MENTAL LAGOON.

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT FOR YOU AND IT MIGHT SOON REEK LIKE THE CESSPOOL OF MANKIND. 

 

 

 

Lagoon


MIND YOUR MENTAL LAGOON.

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT FOR YOU AND IT MIGHT SOON REEK LIKE THE CESSPOOL OF MANKIND. 

 

 

 

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Primal Scream


A PRIMAL SCREAM A DAY

KEEPS THE HATRED AWAY.

Primal Scream


A PRIMAL SCREAM A DAY

KEEPS THE HATRED AWAY.

THE CHAMBERS, CORRIDORS, COSMIC GARDENS AND GALACTIC CATACOMBS OF THIS SOVEREIGN SPACE MIGHT SHOWCASE ANGORA PONIES ON LSD, NUDE PANTOMIME PERFORMANCES, TECHNO-POLKA TUTORIALS, VIDEO HOMAGE FROM TRASH-POP ICONS, OVER-ABUNDANCE OF COGNITIVE FARTS, TERABYTES OF IRRELEVANT ARTWORK AND SCRIPTURES, NSFW SELFIES, AND SO PLETHORICALLY MORE YOUR SOUL MIGHT BLEED LIKE AN HEMOPHILIAC LAMB IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE. OR NOT. 

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Caution


CAUTION! BADASS PSYCHOHAZARD.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T FEEL IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 

 

Caution


CAUTION! BADASS PSYCHOHAZARD.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T FEEL IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 

 

Exposure to the content of this egomaniacal territory may cause severe nausea, impression of massive loss of time, mental and/or genital unease, inflammation of the hypothalamus and fragmentation of the frontal lobe, priapism of the amygdala, secretion of bliss or just unshackle the wild donkeys of your comatose Libido.

DURING YOUR VISIT IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED TO HOLD YOUR RESPIRATORY FUNCTIONS OR SUSPEND YOUR LYMPHANGIOGENESIS PROCESS. YOU’RE HOWEVER NEVER TOO PREPARED WHEN SOMETHING OF SUCH FORMIDABLE NATURE IS ON A PROJECTED TRAJECTORY TO EVENTUALLY HIT AND KISS THE PRECIOUS CONTINUUM OF YOUR EXQUISITE PERSON. CONSIDER YOURSELF KINDLY ENLIGHTENED. 

NEURO-SANITIZER GEL NOT PROVIDED UPON CHECK-OUT.

YOU MAY NOW PROCEED INSIDE OR JUST BUGGER OFF!

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About


 

BEWARE THE WUNDER BEAST.

NO REALLY, YOU SHOULD. 

AbouT DAS WUNDER BEAST

About


 

BEWARE THE WUNDER BEAST.

NO REALLY, YOU SHOULD. 

AbouT DAS WUNDER BEAST